Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 524 authors

Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside the cooks, drinking… — George R. R. Martin
Lyall had spent centuries nibbling about the great layered cake that was polite society while Lord Akeldama acted the part of the frosting on its… — Gail Carriger
You have reached the end of cake — Terry Pratchett
A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau — Karl Pilkington
You are everything that's ever been my favourite thing," she wanted to tell him. "You're my love song, my birthday cake, the sound of ocean… — Lisa Kleypas
13. 99 percent is a very large percentage. For instance, easily 99 percent of people want a roof over their heads, food on their tables,… — Daniel Handler
I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the… — Karl Pilkington
I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket," Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And… — Patrick Rothfuss
He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are… — Darynda Jones
The thing I've noticed about life is that it just keeps coming at you. And it can be a real bummer. What you need to… — Bill Condon
Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is… — Jim Butcher
I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else… — Mindy Kaling
Sean pushes up to his feet and stands there. I look at his dirty boots. Now I've offended him, I think. He says, "Other people… — Maggie Stiefvater
I'm already waiting when Puck gets to the top of the cliffs. I'm not the only one; about two dozen race tourists have made perches… — Maggie Stiefvater
I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are… — Bjork
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed… — David Walliams
She walks away, and I am too stunned to follow her. At the end of the hallways she turns and says, "Have a piece of… — Veronica Roth
Fenworth nodded. "Yes, yes. Urgent, deadly, insidious. The world is in peril and we must rise against evil." The old wizard released the general and… — Donita K. Paul
Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with. — Haruki Murakami
Love can be expressed and received in all five languages. However, if you don't speak a person's primary love language, that person will not feel… — Gary Chapman

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