Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 524 authors

It baffles me that people think that obliterating the past will save them from its consequences, as if throwing away the empty cake plate would… — Timothy B. Tyson
Destiny cuts the cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb. — Stefano Benni
Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Itâ€™s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it.… — Chetan Bhagat
I lean back on the pillows and look at the corners of the room. When I was a kid, I always wanted to live on… — Jenny Downham
I want you to make u and go halfzies on this cake. K? But. . . I want a piece too, so i guess we'll… — Bisco Hatori
Kyouya my hair stylist. Mori-senpi go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses. -Tamaki What about me Tama-chan? -Hunny Hunny senpi. -Tamaki… — Bisco Hatori
Katniss: I guess all those hours decorating cakes paid off. Peeta: Yes, frosting. The final defence of the dying. (252) — Suzanne Collins
I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning… — Kim Harrison
Four people wheel out a huge wedding cake from a side room. Most of the guests back up, making way for this rarity, this dazzling… — Suzanne Collins
They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too. — Rob Thurman
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that… — Janet Evanovich
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. â€œI was at… — Janet Evanovich
She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face.… — David Nicholls
I will not eat cakes or cookies or food. I will be thin, thin, pure. I will be pure and empty. Weight dropping off. Ninety-nine...… — Francesca Lia Block
The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel. — Kim Harrison
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudleyâ€™s favorite things â€” fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers â€” and filled instead with fruit… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Garan snorted. "Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake. — Kristin Cashore
It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too. — Karen Marie Moning
Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them. — Nancy Mitford
By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It's the perfect example of having your cake and… — Tim Ferriss

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