Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 508 authors

You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake. — Arnold Lobel
The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep breath. "Okay. I'm… — Rick Riordan
It (suicide) became a possibility like Maybe when I grow up, I will be dead. Life was a cake that looked good on the bakery… — Maggie Stiefvater
Mrs Forrester ... sat in state, pretending not to know what cakes were sent up, though she knew, and we knew, and she knew that… — Elizabeth Gaskell
She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh,… — Darynda Jones
I thought Bones looked like a little slice of heaven, but you're the whole cake, aren't you, sugar? — Jeaniene Frost
More like a chocolate molten lava cake. A dessert so sinful, so luscious, so filled with inner heat it made a girl want to lick… — Julie James
Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter and… — Rick Riordan
A tiny dark object came sailing out of the window and landed at the giant's feet. Polybotes yelled, "Grenade!" He covered his face. His troops… — Rick Riordan
What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake! — Rachel Caine
People who say money doesnâ€™t matter are like people who say cake doesnâ€™t matterâ€”itâ€™s probably because theyâ€™ve already had a few slices. — Daniel Handler
I don't know what happened. One minute, I was dreamin' about a fat piece of George Clooney and a hot date with some brown sugar… — Kami Garcia
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not… — Marian Keyes
An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal… — Harlan Coben
Michael patted him on the shoulder. â€œI like this plan,â€ he said. â€œYou and Eve, picking up cake and flowers, and you canâ€™t even say… — Rachel Caine
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could… — Judy Blundell
Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and itâ€™s the very last piece, but you let him have it. — E. Lockhart
I tried to explain as much as I could," Poppet says. "I think I made an analogy about cake." "Well, that must have worked," Widget… — Erin Morgenstern
You can call me whatever you like. Last chance for cake! — Tsugumi Ohba
You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki. — Carolyn Mackler

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