Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 524 authors

People have often asked me whether what I know about love has spoiled it for me. And I just simply say, 'Hardly.' You can know… — Helen Fisher
What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced cake. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
But how will I eat cake if my head is over there, and my hands are over here? — Marie Antoinette
You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I… — Oscar Wilde
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams
Iâ€™m the frosting on Americaâ€™s cake, and tonight Iâ€™m willing to let you lick the bowl. — Stephen Colbert
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. — Aesop
He showed the words â€œchocolate cakeâ€ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. â€œGuiltâ€ was the top response. If that strikes you… — Michael Pollan
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the… — Rita Rudner
Now I am in the place I call this wide wide Heaven because it includes all my simplest desires but also the most humble and… — Alice Sebold
While contemplating the bride, and eyeing the cake of soap, he muttered between his teeth: 'Tuesday. It was not Tuesday. Was it Tuesday? Perhaps it… — Victor Hugo
Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake. — Dean Koontz
There's nothing better than cake but more cake. — Harry S. Truman
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have wept and fasted,… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… — Janet Evanovich
You got a job?" "Ignatius hasta help me at home," Mrs. Reilly said. Her initial courage was failing a little, and she began to twist… — John Kennedy Toole
You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake. -L (from Death Note) — Tsugumi Ohba
Come on, it's almost midnight. Let's go watch them cut the cake. — Scott Westerfeld
So you wish to conquer in the Olympic Games, my friend? And I, too... But first mark the conditions and the consequences. You will have… — Epictetus

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