Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 524 authors

So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor… — Noel Fielding
Human manners are wildly inconsistent; plenty of people have said so. But this one takes the cake: the manner in which we're allowed to steal… — Barbara Kingsolver
Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process. — Patrick Rothfuss
The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you… — Sarah Addison Allen
You never know. Say the arena's actually a giant cake-" "Say we move on," I broke in. — Suzanne Collins
Illium, with his wings of silver-kissed blue and a face designed to seduce both males and females, not to mention his ability to do the… — Nalini Singh
Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and… — Charles M. Schulz
The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through â€¦ — John Ashbery
Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.' 'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake. — Veronica Roth
It was like she was MADE of cake, light and pretty and decorated on the outside-with her sweet laugh and pink streak to her hair-but… — Sarah Addison Allen
Harris said, however, that the river would suit him to a "T." I don't know what a "T" is (except a sixpenny one, which includes… — Jerome K. Jerome
If the cake fits, eat it! — Gordon Korman
People do go back, but they don't survive, because two realities are claiming them at the same time. Such things are too much. You can… — Jeanette Winterson
If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could. — Emma Donoghue
...We have seven people who knew the skewers were there: the wedding planner, the reception hall manager, the dressmaker, the florist, the veil-maker, the cake-maker,… — Linda Howard
He was still frowning at the cake, looking at it as if he expected it to sprout dozens of legs and begin scuttling toward him,… — Karen Marie Moning
I shall have one, too," he told her. "So that you don't feel alone." She tried not to smile. "That is most generous of you."… — Julia Quinn
Luna! Artemis! lovers' spats are icing on the cake! Your just showing off to us single people! -Minako — Naoko Takeuchi
There's a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy — John Steinbeck

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