Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 508 authors

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. — Tony Hale
Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and… — Caroline Knapp
I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life… — John Denver
I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson
Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy. — Marilyn Manson
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. — Karlie Kloss
The conservative media game was neatly summarized by Matt Labash, a former senior writer for The Weekly Standard, in a 2003 interview on the website… — Matt Labash
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and… — Ogden Nash
I'm not going to work for the sake of working. I'll work, if I'm extraordinarily lucky enough to continue having the same opportunities, but it… — Carey Mulligan
He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding. Have I not tarried? Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry… — William Shakespeare
My cake is dough, but I'll in among the rest, Out of hope of all but my share of the feast. — William Shakespeare
I managed to potter along tolerably well in the morning, sitting in the sun and sketching the old buildings... but in the afternoon, sitting in… — Howard Pyle
Many mornings I check out the news as soon as I wake up, because if it turns out that the world is coming to an… — Anne Lamott
When mountains and waters are painted, blue, green, and red paints are used, strange rocks and wondrous stones are used, the four jewels and the… — Dogen
Maybe this is a utopian view of art but I do believe that art can function as a vehicle, that it isn't just a cultural… — Antony Gormley
Well, we like to let down our hair and pep it up at the dances, but we keep it slower when we broadcast. We have… — Vaughn Monroe
The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president. — Michele Bachmann
Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other… — Nikolai Gogol
The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be… — Dave Barry
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey… — Marian Burros

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