Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 534 authors

Extreme exercise doesnâ€™t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It… — Jennifer Hudson
An adopted son shall never take the family, name and the estate of his natural father, the funeral cake follows the family, name and the… — Guru Nanak
I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness. — Jhonen Vasquez
I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in… — Demetri Martin
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis… — Ian Holloway
Do not discourage your children from hoarding, if they have a taste to it; whoever lays up his penny rather than part with it for… — Samuel Johnson
We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake. — Alexander McCall Smith
For many years now I have listened to the stories of people with cancer and other life-threatening illnesses as their counselor. From them I have… — Rachel Naomi Remen
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and… — Mark Twain
She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake — Nicki Minaj
I'll do almost anything for cake - even trample little children! — Gayle King
A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he lacks the essential… — Fulton J. Sheen
I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight. — Gabriel Iglesias
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black… — Lenny Bruce
The real cake isn't HAVING what you want, it's DOING what you want — Lady Gaga
You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too.… — Susanna Kaysen
Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me… — Janet Evanovich
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy… — Brenda Shaughnessy
Romance is the icing but love is the cake. — Julia Child
Feb 6 1945 St. Ann, Jamaica, Daddy was born. I remember us celebrating one of his birthdays in Jamaica at 56 Hope Road with him,… — Ziggy Marley

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