Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 534 authors

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece… — Abraham Lincoln
British rule depends upon repression and collaboration and the Irish people should recognise that those who collaborate with Britain in exchange for a slice of… — Martin McGuinness
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. — Meg Whitman
If I made a musical in the beginning of my career, it would have been crane shots and tracking shots and people coming out of… — Lars von Trier
At length I recollected the thoughtless saying of a great princess, who, on being informed that the country people had no bread, replied, "Let them… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche. Let them eat cake. On being told that her people had no bread. Attributed to Marie-Antoinette, but remark is much… — Marie Antoinette
If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. — Marie Antoinette
Dig a trench through a landfill and you will see layers of phone books like geographical strata or layers of cake.... During a recent landfill… — William Rathje
Howard was almost as fond of this hall as he was of his own shop. The Brownies used it on Tuesdays, and the Women's Institute… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. — John Wagner
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. — Lesley Boone
Come, eate thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eate thy fill. It's Heaven's… — Edward Taylor
Time isn't a commodity, something you pass around like cake. Time is the substance of life. When anyone asks you to give your time, they're… — Antoinette Bosco
For me, almost always, the answer was cake. — Diana Abu-Jaber
I had to get over [him]. For months now, a stone had been sitting on my heart. I'd shed a lot of tears over [him],… — Kristan Higgins
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people… — Christopher Titus
Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.... — Kim Williams
Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake — Derren Brown
There isnâ€™t any significant difference between the various brands of whiskey, or cigarettes or beer. They are all about the same. And so are the… — David Ogilvy
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero

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