Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 534 authors

I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. — Denise Van Outen
Adults have big, big wishes that we do not expect to come true. That is why we need so many more candles on our cakes. — Susan Patron
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake. — Jim Davidson
Afternoon tea should be provided, fresh supplies, with thin bread-and-butter, fancy pastries, cakes, etc., being brought in as other guests arrive. — Isabella Beeton
Life is like a dice game; one roll could land you in jail, or cuttin' cake, blowin' kisses in the rice game. — Jay Electronica
Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom. — Brand Blanshard
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel
Your mind now, moldering like wedding-cake, heavy with useless experience, rich with suspicion, rumour, fantasy, crumbling to pieces under the knife-edge of mere fact. In… — Adrienne Rich
But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. — Eva Herzigova
He had been to see Mrs. Erlich just before starting home for the holidays, and found her making German Christmas cakes. She took him into… — Willa Cather
Photographing a cake can be art. — Irving Penn
The larger the slice taken by government, the smaller the cake available for everyone. — Margaret Thatcher
Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake. — David Shannon
Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who wish I would write another These Old Shades, it ought to sell like hot… — Georgette Heyer
Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every… — Jonathan Carroll
By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room. — Taylor Dane
Spread the glad tidings that it will not disappoint Miss Heyer's many admirers. Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who do… — Georgette Heyer
I had immediate success in the sense that I sold something right off the bat. I thought it was going to be a piece of… — Fred Saberhagen
When I was president of the company, I said, 'Okay, I can do this - piece of cake.' Then when you are the CEO, the… — Indra Nooyi
I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing. — Ron Ben-Israel

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