"Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a……" — Jim Davidson
"Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake."
More Cake Quotes
- My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
- All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web… — Mario Batali
- The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little… — Catherine Bell
- My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until… — Sara Blakely
- A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable… — James Boswell
- There are divisions between a culinary chef and a dessert chef, also called a pastry chef. There are specializations within… — Ron Ben-Israel
- Music's been around a long time, and there's going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just… — Ray Charles
- When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a… — Julia Child
- Let them eat cake. — Marie Antoinette
- Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. — Lil Wayne
- Despite my inability to qualify to qualify in South Africa, I did really appreciate the support I got from the… — Benjamin Boukpeti