Cake Quotes

652 quotes by 534 authors

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake,… — Craig Kilborn
We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And… — Dianna Agron
You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake. — Paula Deen
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? — Joan Rivers
I want to be the girl with the most cake. — Courtney Love
If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake. — Jeff Conaway
Iâ€™d had three great pregnancies. I thought morning sickness was the end of the world, and itâ€™s not until something pretty major happens that youâ€™re… — Tori Spelling
I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red… — Jamie Oliver
One of the best moments is right here (during History Tour in Copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). Right here. Itâ€™s right in the middle… — Michael Jackson
Everyone is bisexualâ€: â€œI've always had as many powerful, creative ladies in my life as I have men, and you could probably describe some of… — Bjork
The ratio of people to cake is too big. — Stephen Root
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari
The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serving kiddie playground. You can have your cake and eat… — Billy Corgan
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. Im whole without it. — Tabitha King
Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake. — Sam Lipsyte
So there I was, wondering what sort of things women would look for in a video game. I sat in cafÃƒÂ©s and listened to what… — Toru Iwatani
I wish I had eaten more rice cakes. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Literature is a cake with many toys baked inside--and even if you find them all, if you don't enjoy the path that leads you to… — Cam'ron
She's a yellow pair of running shoes, a holey pair of jeans. She looks great in cheap sunglasses, she looks great in anything. She's, "I… — Brad Paisley
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday… — Jerry Seinfeld

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