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- He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the… — William Shakespeare
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand
- That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. — James M. Barrie
- Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. — Ambrose Bierce
- We got trapped in the limo during a thunderstorm on our way to the reception. The bride wanted to wait for the… — Julie Roberts
- It rained cats and dogs non-stop at this wedding. Later during the reception, the rain stopped as the sun was setting, and… — Julie Roberts
- At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs… — David Henry
- The eternal God asks a favor of his bride: "Hold me close to your heart, close as locket or bracelet fits." No… — Henry Suso