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• God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take…
• The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his…
• If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
• That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible…
• Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars…
• It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.
• The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what's going on, and, if we…
• Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white…

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