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• Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
• If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.
• Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
• No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the best sketch…
• I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
• God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
• Can we take a shower and talk about this?
• Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
• You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look at yourself?…
• Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
• Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
• Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

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