Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

You're less likely to experience a nightmare when sharing bed with someone you trust. — Muniir Zero
I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches. — Jenny Butski
What do I want for my birthday? I think I finally know. I want us to lay in bed together, stare out my window, and… — Unknown Author
I got really leathered, then fell asleep and pissed the bed. I didn't clean it up, because I was in a hotel. -Max George — The Wanted
Getting out of bed without someone noticing is truly difficult. — Crapp
I'm so fast I can turn out the light and be in bed before it gets dark — Muhammad Ali
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with. — Unknown Author
My life was complete But now it's not I lost it all, because I fought. She made me alive Now I am dead I'm laying… — Unknown Author
Sometimes I don't know what to do. I'm in over my head. I just want to shut off everything and just lay in my bed. — Tegan
I feel like a complete Failure like these past couple of weeks have been horrible from broken hearts to a close friend passing away I… — Talyiah
Life is a bed full of roses but watch out for the pricks — Ella B
A lot can come to my mind in seconds,like when I realize that life is to short and it goes by so quick. Before you… — KariSix
Every night of my life, I lay in bed at night wide awake when everyone's asleep. I take out and start to listen to that… — Mahmoud El Hallab
You've end up having a fight with your friends. just becoz they like someone and you don't.so you feel like you been replaced she never… — La Fujo
My bed is a hoarder. — Candace Bailey
Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed. — Shane Dawson
(Former) working girls make the best wives: man, just think... She will always treat you like a king and appreciate you taking a chance with… — Anya Wright
My Mom tells me I have a Father. But I don't know him! She tells me he was no good, he drank to much! Yet… — Glen Rambharack
Going to bed with every man that comes across your way is not the best way to entice a man for marriage coz no man… — Usman Ismaheel

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