Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part. — Archie Bunker
In bed I'll be fine, Tonight The night seems so long but I'll be alright. It doesn't matter, wherever you are this time of the… — Louaiq8
At my side, your love seems dead You have my heart but you gave me hurt, instead. I tried to understand every mistake that you… — Louaiq8
Dear Death, Do you still remember when I turned 11 and I became so sick? You were there with me and witness how they panic… — Louaiq8
Most women are open to anything in bed if you make it clear that you are not going to get anything in their hair. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up! — Nikhil Saluja
My mood is always good. Except for the time I have to get out of bed. — Nikhil Saluja
Sex can keep you in his bed, but if he doesn't love you it won't keep you in his heart. — SONYA PARKER
Sunday, dear Sunday I planned you out so well on Friday, but then Saturday with its late night early morning party vibe until 3am on… — Micayla Ludick Basson
Biggest worry after going to bed every night: Should I go pee right now, or wait until tomorrow morning? — ARINDAM SEN
Police, looking for a, sexy girl who's good in bed ur ugly ass is safe where do I hide?? — Unknown Author
You can make your bed but, that doesn't mean you have to sleep in it. — Cv Pillay
I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and… — Ritu Ghatourey
When sleep over at my place, you can have my bed .but not my Pillow I feel like you had to much to say,and I… — Syntific
Please dont cry. Im not really gone. When you look out the window. Ill be standing on the lawn. Please dont cry. Ill see you… — Joe Green
I hate that feeling when you go to bed knowing the next day you're going to have wake up and face reality once again. — Bernajoy Vaal
I lay my head on this pillow. Can't sleep my bed is too cold nothing is bruised but my ego this time the fault is… — Keyshia Cole
Went to bed I was thinking about You I ain't the same since I'm living without You All the memories are getting colder All the… — Tamika-leeigh
Age 7: Go to bed! NOOOOOOOOO! Age 17: Get up! NOOOOOOOOO! — Nikhil Saluja
Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first! — Nikhil Saluja

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