Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

We stopped looking for devils under the bed bcz they started living in our hearts — Kevin Knight
At the end of the day when I crawl into bed and all the lights go out my thoughts can finally rise to the surface.… — Ritu Ghatourey
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, Breakfast be damned, come back to bed. — Ritu Ghatourey
When I lay and think, in my bed at night, the day you'll arrive, seems nowhere in sight. I toss and I turn, dreaming of… — Unknown Author
That young 19 years old Caribbean chick, will do any thing I want in bed, she love my dick like that! But she is over… — Glen Rambharack
Those girls are always outsmarting me, I am so stupid, they always get the best of me in bed !! — Glen Rambharack
My wife is the best woman I ever had in bed, I have been teaching her since she was 16 years old, she is real… — Glen Rambharack
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply? — Azgraybebly Joslan
Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called Prayer!… — Azgraybebly Joslan
People who stay awake till late night are more intelligent than the people who go to bed early and rise early for the day. — Ritu Ghatourey
You didnt hurt me this time. I didnt feel anything when you told me you didnt want to be with me. I wasnt sad. I… — Curly Girl
My mind is lost and my heart is all alone, Tears fill in my eyes and so my soul mourns. Like the wind that blows,… — Curly Girl
She wore a broken smile For just a little while. Shed paint it on everyday For no certain reason, Not the color of the season,… — Curly Girl
I ask my wife last night why she love me? she said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor, make her laugh… — Glen Rambharack
Working abroad is not a bed of rosses is a lot of sacrifices :-( — Unknown Author
6 am: tired 9 am: tired 11 am: tired 3 pm: tired 5 pm: tired 7 pm: tired 9 pm: tired bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY — Kevin McCarty
Hush little baby don't say a word , nevermind that noise u heard , it's just the beast under ur bed , in ur closet… — Ritu Ghatourey
In bed , its 6AM you close your eyes for 5minutes , its 7:45 .At school its 1:30 , close your eyes for 5minutes ,… — Unknown Author
I miss falling asleep in your soft sweet arms; I dont want to have to fall asleep anywhere else but you arms. Sleeping in my… — Josephine
If I was your bed, youd sleep on top of me! — Azgraybebly Joslan

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