Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

The early bird's always get the worm ,while many in the bed sleeping.....missing out on everything that could of been yours first hand...So dont get… — Frenchqueen
Don't you just hate it when you are have a great day, one thing happens and you just want to go to bed and not… — Nishan Panwar
I know just like I will not know if you are fucking some other person, that is why it is call trust baby! In a… — Glen Rambharack
I hate the part of the morning where I have to actually get out of bed and participate in real life. — Unknown Author
I know when a girl really really love me; she does all the nasty ting to me in bed !! — Glen Rambharack
Ok so think of this... Over the summer you will be sleeping, I'll drive to your place and get you coffee if you drink it,… — Amanda
You are the only one I think about. The last thing I think about before I go to bed is YOU and the first thing… — Josephine
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light,… — Ritu Ghatourey
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple… — Nikhil Saluja
A girl works out. The woman works you out. In bed. — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.… — Nikhil Saluja
Playstation Network may have playstation plus and other stuff but the new system called xbox one is tight.While in your bed you can tell it… — Jamario Jackson
I smile at the bitch you fucked in my bed ...yeah I found out, you guys, really don't know what's gonna happen (; — Nikki
Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee. — Unknown Author
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time,… — Danish
Look at what you have before you complain:You have a bed, a roof over you head, clothes on your body and shoes on your feet:Some… — Nishan Panwar
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja

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