Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

Me:oh....my god *looks over and sees a girl in bed with me* oh my god! *lifts the covers to only see her head* OH MY… — Andrew
Roses are red, violets are blue. While sleeping in bed, I dream about you — Guardian/Hommie G
Teenage relationship enters the door of immature love and ends in bed having sex — Shubham Joshi
Flashing lights, going back to the time, playing games in the street, kicking balls at my feet, theres a numb in my toes standing close… — One Direction
Check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed. Dream of you. That's what I'm doing these days. — Rascal Flatts
My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake. — Annonymous
I lay in bed, for hours in the dark, at night, thinking about every possible thing, I fucked up in my life. — Kiara Leigh:*
You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets. -Marianne — Easy A
You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers house. — Amanda Roberts
Fine. Stay. I dont care, I rolled onto my side and closed my eyes. But dont think Im going to share the bed! — Unknown Author
It was a Sunday night full of stress, Where all I can think of is to give myself a rest; But afraid I am that… — DArkl0ver
Your Voiice Is The Sweetest Sound I Want To Hear On Wakiing Up And Before Going To Bed — Karal
Never Go To Bed Angry Stay awake And Plan Revenge.. — Karal
When I wake up shes my sunshine, When I go out I know that shes just mine. When I'm hungry shes my dinner bread, When… — Donatt
I'm In My Bed* You're In Yours- ;) One* Of Us Is Obviously, In The Wrong PLace_ :-p — Karal
Don't Talk To Me About Bravery Until You're Watching A Horror Movie ; Alone In Bed , With One Leg Out Of The Covers — Karal
They say what did I do last night when drinking. Try taking E then you really want to know what happen, what you said and… — Kevin McCarty
The Sun that lay to the west. Told my heart it was time to rest. Even though my head was full. I felt the night… — Unknown Author
Who ever invented making your bed clearly didn't realize that it's a waste of energy, considering you're just going to sleep in it again — Unknown Author
I can't its enough I catch ya and I throw ya on the bed, I take ya string off and ya my pants like that,… — Donatt

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