"My bed is a hoarder." — Candace Bailey
"My bed is a hoarder."
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Candace Bailey
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31 Quotes by Candace Bailey
Candace Bailey has 31 quotes on this site.
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This is who I am. I'm a huge dork. Always have been.
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Pink is my favorite color, and I love jeans with pumps.
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I think the biggest challenge of hosting a live show is that you never know exactly how it's going to…
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Kevin? He's such an asshole! I'm kidding. He's incredible, he's so smart, with it, and so giving as a host.…
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So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
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Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I…
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I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything!
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When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will…
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Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better.…
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What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed…
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The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
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More Bed Quotes
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I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks…
— Andrea Arnold
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
— David Attenborough
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back…
— Antonio Banderas
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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as…
— Tallulah Bankhead
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival…
— Djuna Barnes
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
— Roseanne Barr
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a…
— Lynda Barry
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to…
— Bernard Baruch
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our…
— George Ade
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