"The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think……" — Candace Bailey
"The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on."
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31 Quotes by Candace Bailey
Candace Bailey has 31 quotes on this site.
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This is who I am. I'm a huge dork. Always have been.
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Pink is my favorite color, and I love jeans with pumps.
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I think the biggest challenge of hosting a live show is that you never know exactly how it's going to…
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Kevin? He's such an asshole! I'm kidding. He's incredible, he's so smart, with it, and so giving as a host.…
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So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
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Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I…
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I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything!
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When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will…
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Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better.…
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What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed…
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I'm trying to learn how to make it clap...
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More Alarm Quotes
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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
— Elizabeth Bowen
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Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably…
— Sophia Bush
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Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife…
— William Lloyd Garrison
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Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. We hold this prudent jealousy to be…
— James Madison
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We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm.
— Nicolas Chamfort
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It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling…
— Byron Katie
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That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's…
— Byron Katie
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God incarnate is the end of fear; and the heart that realizes that, realizes that he is in the midst,…
— F B Meyer
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm.…
— Rita Rudner
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I have been trying to point out that in our lives chance may have an astonishing influence and, if I…
— Alexander Fleming
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I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.
— Ray Bradbury
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