Candace Bailey Quotes
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This is who I am. I'm a huge dork. Always have been.
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Pink is my favorite color, and I love jeans with pumps.
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I think the biggest challenge of hosting a live show is that you never know exactly how it's going to go. You have to be…
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Kevin? He's such an asshole! I'm kidding. He's incredible, he's so smart, with it, and so giving as a host. If I say something crazy…
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So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
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Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole…
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I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything!
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When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will always be YES.
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Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better. I love that man.
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What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed to hit myself in the…
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The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
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I'm trying to learn how to make it clap...
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I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can.
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Ah crap! Just missed 11:11! No wish for me! Boo!
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My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for…
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Sometimes I dance just for my dogs....and they look at me like I'm a weirdo. I guess it's a good thing they can't talk.
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In 3....2....Duckface!
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I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece…
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My mind has been blown by the magic going on here tonight....Bent quarters and moving straws.
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