Candace Bailey Quotes
- We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on…
- Fake people suck. That is all.
- My bed is a hoarder.
- Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you.
- I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
- Growing up, I always wanted to be on the game show Supermarket Sweep. They should bring it back! I'd go straight for the meat...and WIN!
- My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches.
- Hold the phone! There's a show called 'Too cute. Puppies' on Animal Planet?? Time to set the Dvr!
- I just taught myself to drive with my feet. I'm pretty good at it!
- No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to fight the spaz in me.
- With my friends trying to learn how to twerk...it's not a very pretty sight. And it's definitely NOT twerking.