"Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important……" — Candace Bailey
"Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you."
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31 Quotes by Candace Bailey
Candace Bailey has 31 quotes on this site.
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This is who I am. I'm a huge dork. Always have been.
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Pink is my favorite color, and I love jeans with pumps.
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I think the biggest challenge of hosting a live show is that you never know exactly how it's going to…
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Kevin? He's such an asshole! I'm kidding. He's incredible, he's so smart, with it, and so giving as a host.…
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So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
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Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I…
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I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything!
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When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will…
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Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better.…
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What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed…
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The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
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More Eyeballs Quotes
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one of 70 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or…
— Dave Barry
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Seeing is an experience. People, not their eyes, see. There is more to seeing than meets the eyeball.
— Norwood Russell Hanson
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I am become a transparent eyeball...
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a…
— Sam Shepard
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The lightning flashes through my skull; mine eyeballs ache and ache; my whole beaten brain seems as beheaded, and rolling…
— Herman Melville
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The space between the young reader’s eyeballs and the printed page is a holy place and officialdom should trample all…
— Terry Pratchett
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When all else failed, you had to rely on eyeball intrumentation.
— Arthur C. Clarke
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They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in…
— David Attenborough
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I think the most important thing about playing is to walk out with confidence, look the people right in the…
— Les Paul
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Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will…
— Eric S. Raymond
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I think the eyeball is the same, [in] an American or African. The problem is the same, the treatment is…
— Thulasiraj Ravilla
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Differentiation is classroom practice that looks eyeball to eyeball with the reality that kids differ, and the most effective teachers…
— Carol Ann Tomlinson
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