All Candace Bailey Quotes
- This is who I am. I'm a huge dork. Always have been. Been
- Pink is my favorite color, and I love jeans with pumps. Color
- I think the biggest challenge of hosting a live show is that you never know exactly how it's going to go. You have to be… Aspect
- Kevin? He's such an asshole! I'm kidding. He's incredible, he's so smart, with it, and so giving as a host. If I say something crazy… Asshole
- So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird. Bird
- Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!! Chili
- Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole… Audition
- I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything! Blood
- When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will always be YES. Answer
- Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better. I love that man. All
- What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed to hit myself in the… Day
- The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. Alarm
- I'm trying to learn how to make it clap... Clap
- I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can. Ate
- Ah crap! Just missed 11:11! No wish for me! Boo! Ah
- My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for… All
- Sometimes I dance just for my dogs....and they look at me like I'm a weirdo. I guess it's a good thing they can't talk. Dance
- In 3....2....Duckface! Duckface
- I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece… Accidentally
- My mind has been blown by the magic going on here tonight....Bent quarters and moving straws. Been