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- A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple… — Evan Esar
- I took the two most expensive aspirins in history. — Unknown Author
- To say "I accept" in an age like our own is to say that you accept concentration-camps, rubber truncheons, Hitler, Stalin, bombs,… — George Orwell
- Ben's Mr. Market allegory may seem out-of-date in today's investment world, in which most professionals and academicians talk of efficient markets, dynamic… — Warren Buffett
- After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen
- Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara
- If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room,… — Lawrence Block
- Change is tough, people don't like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning. — Christopher Bond