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Them Quotes by Evan Esar
- Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
- Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
- Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
- It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
- Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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