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Anything Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities…
- During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows.…
- Anything that makes your mother cry is fun
- So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else available.…
- Wealth is, for most people, the only honest and likely path to liberty. With money comes power over the world. Men are freed from drudgery,…
- Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked family car, no…
- Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
- Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else.
- Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
- In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything…
- People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
- France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for…
- Never wear anything that panics the cat.
- America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
- I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done…
- Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.
- I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?'…
- Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over…
- The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses…
- The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid.
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- To bring anything into your life, imagine that it's already there. — Richard Bach
- Don't turn away from possible futures before you're certain you don't have anything to learn from them. — Richard Bach
- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen
- Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price. — Mary Kay Ash
- I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile… — Arthur Ashe