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Another Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
- Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
- With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
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