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America Quotes by Bill Hicks
- I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
- It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
- Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
- To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
- We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
- How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're…
- How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half…
- You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.
- This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.
- Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
- See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in…
- I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
- People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
- People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America…
- I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet…
- Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here,…
More America Quotes
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- What is going on in America is extreme. The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid. And LA is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear of ulcers… — Desi Arnaz
- When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price. — Arthur Ashe
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- Is there an equality of power between America and Iraq? Definitely not; however, the Iraqi people are standing fast and are defending… — Bashar al-Assad
- There's no lack of writers writing novels in America, about America. Therefore, it seems to me it would be wasteful for me… — Chinua Achebe
- God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as a shared… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it.… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do well for… — John James Audubon