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- I believe in the gods; or rather I believe that I believe in the gods. But I don't believe that they are… — Jean Giraudoux
- I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns
- The best generals I have known were... stupid or absent-minded men. Not only does a good army commander not need any special… — Leo Tolstoy
- Do not talk to me of Archimedes' lever. He was an absent-minded person with a mathematical imagination. Mathematics commands my respect, but… — Joseph Conrad
- Slothful, feeble, pretentious, pedantic, elitist - these are some of the epithets that eventually become associated with the absent minded scholar, the… — Alberto Manguel
- I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it… — Alexei Sayle
- The Fates, like an absent-minded printer, seldom allow a single line to stand perfect and unmarred. — George Santayana
- Old men when they begin to hear the last trumpet, on the morning breeze, often have a kind of absent-minded smile; like… — Joyce Cary
- The secret motive of the absent-minded is to be innocent while guilty. Absent-mindedness is spurious innocence. — Saul Bellow
- I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm... absent-minded. — Matt Dillon
- I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours. — Jewel
- Take almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down in a dale, and leaves you there by… — Herman Melville