"I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly……" — Alexei Sayle
"I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus."
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47 Quotes by Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle has 47 quotes on this site.
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep…
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic…
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of…
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states,
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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and…
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a…
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Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.
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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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More Absent Quotes
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one of 320 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in…
— Hannah Arendt
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The divine life is the spirit in everything that exists, from the atom to the archangel; the grain of dust…
— Annie Besant
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Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The heart may think it knows better: the senses know that absence blots people out. We really have no absent…
— Elizabeth Bowen
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Men can absent themselves from real life for their art more easily. Women are anchored into the quotidian business of…
— Geraldine Brooks
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The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Augustine does not disagree with this when he teaches that it is a faculty of the reason and the will…
— John Calvin
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Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are…
— Ronald Reagan
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All that remains to the mother in modern consumer society is the role of scapegoat; psychoanalysis uses huge amounts of…
— Germaine Greer
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When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot become manifest, strength cannot be exerted, wealth is useless, and…
— Herophilos
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When the Spirit is absent, our excuses always seem right, but in the presence of the Spirit our excuses fade…
— R. T. Kendall
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Though the dungeon, the scourge, and the executioner be absent, the guilty mind can apply the goad and scorch with…
— Lucretius
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