Table Quote by Casey Calouette

“Hallverson at the head of the table. “Hmm,” Hallverson says. “I’m not sure our plumbing can”

— Casey Calouette

“Where have you been?" he asked slowly. "Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better…

— Kevin Sylvester

“I told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“As we've practiced it, Angus! Let him in, fetch him a glass of that horrid port we purchased in the village. When you're done,…

— Karen Hawkins

He pivoted, gaze following me as I crossed to the shower and turned on the cold water, so it would drown out our conversation…

— Kelley Armstrong

“I agree,” he said. “You have a horse in your bathroom, and I will, after all, have a little port.”

— Douglas Adams

“Have you ever found Viking in your cottage cheese?”

— Neil Leckman

“My mouth is full of Oreo, ice cream, fudge, and Cool Whip, so I just nod. This is heaven. I'm moving into one of…

— Erynn Mangum

“Yes, damn it, I love you! But the bedroom is not the boardroom, Robert. In the boardroom only one person can be in charge.”

— Barbara Taylor Bradford

“Huh,” Uriel said. “You need to leave this room. Go out. Drink yourself into stupidity and burn out your liver or something.”

— Cecilia Robert

“Yeah.” Percy smiled. “We’ve got a dam hole.” “What?” Piper asked. “Nothing,” he said. “Inside joke.”

— Rick Riordan

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline