Airports Quote by Carol Leifer

I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

— Tom Hodgkinson

When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

— Tom Hodgkinson

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.

— William Regal

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!

— Emo Philips

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

— Emo Philips

I've been to Reagan National Airport. I tell people it was named after me.

— Ron Reagan

“I hate the check-in staff at airports who ask stupid questions like, “Could anyone have put anything into your bag without you knowing?” The…

— Karl Wiggins

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

— Dave Barry

“Go to any airport in this country and you’ll see how well our government is dealing with the terrible danger you’re in. TSA staffers…

— Ann Medlock

I can't walk through the airport without grandmothers and daughters and little kids saying, 'I watch you on Celebrity Apprentice.' That's a good feeling.

— Lil Jon

“There was enough intimidation, witness tampering and foul play to go around. Many books have been published about this subject, witnesses have died, some…

— Captain Hank Bracker, "The Exciting Story of Cuba

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the…

— Nancy Cartwright