Funny facebook status Quote by Caitlin Bower Download Open image “How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...” — Caitlin Bower ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Two and a half men
What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
There are clues in the script... he will say "I think drugs are immoral"'... but the guy who says that kills, tortures, pimps and… — David Suchet Copy Share Image
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There are only three things to say about cocaine. One, there is no such thing as enough. Two, it will never be as good… — Eve Babitz Copy Share Image
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you? — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five… — George Jung Copy Share Image
When you take a lot of cocaine powder you tend to take a lot of alcohol with it as well, so for many years… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
He isn't my boyfriend, but I love his hugs, smile, advice, kindness & the times we laugh together. I just fell in love with… — Caitlin Bower Copy Share Image
Someone asked me: So, why do u like him so much? But before I coulld even reply; my bestfriend put her hand over my… — Caitlin Bower Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
