I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men... — Caitlin Bower Copy Share Image
MYSTERY SOLVED: now we know who the 'half a man' is in 'Two and a Half Men."...HINT: it's not the kid!!!! — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I've been watching 'Two and a Half Men.' That's my number one. Then 'Gossip Girl' and '90210.' — Greg Oden Copy Share Image
I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half… — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your… — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
I've only done four or five episodes of 'Two and a Half Men,' and its amazing how many people recognize me for… — Joel Murray Copy Share Image
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Two and a Half Men became a big hit, but for some reason I didn't get recognized much. Then somehow the show… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I'm receiving peer pressure from my coworkers to watch Two and a Half Men. Looks like its time to find a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and… — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
I can't do any more 'Peep Show' because of my loyalties in Los Angeles to 'Two And A Half Men,' so I'm… — Sophie Winkleman Copy Share Image
It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown,… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
There are certain people I'd absolutely love to work with. I was a huge fan of 'Two and a Half Men.' The… — Billy Unger Copy Share Image
Ive just kind of stopped doing everything. I never change the channel in my trailer. I just watch reruns of House of… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling… — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
