Two and a half men Quote by Zooey Deschanel

It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the…

— Charlaine Harris

“two children and the”

— Susan May

In the modern world, it may be that a living father can only be half a father to a boy - the dead father…

— Michael Leunig

...an old man is twice a child.

— William Shakespeare

If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and…

— Angus T. Jones

“One boy's a boy; two boys be half a boy, and three boys be no boy at all', ran the old country saying.”

— Flora Thompson

A boy has two jobs. One is just being a boy. The other is growing up to be a man.

— Herbert Hoover

“I’m one half of a two-piece puzzle.”

— Charles Martin

“There is an Unger who lives on the other side of the marsh, in the boot of a giant. Seven children she has. Exactly…

— Lee Edward Födi

The boats came, and they were only taking a few people at a time, so what happened was they took a boat and said,…

— Anna Lee

The child is the father of man.

— William Wordsworth

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

— Frank Carson