Quote by Bugs Bunny

“When you spend your life taking care of mudmen, you can't help getting a little dirty yourself.”

— Stephen King

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

— Roseanne Barr

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

— Joy Behar

Drag me through the mud and I'll come out clean

— Lil Wanye

“Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Then how can you ever know about the beautiful goodness of Mud? How bad it wants to be things. How bad it wants to…

— Lynda Barry

My mom knows what it's like to keep a dirt floor clean.

— Santiago "Jimmy" Mellado

“Robotic vacuums can clean better than conventional vacuums.”

— Steven Magee

Ill Stomp A Mud Hole In Your Ass!

— Anonymous

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

— Matt Groening

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

— Tim Vine