Ass Quote by Bruce Willis

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

— Mack Wilberg

I don't know how to work the computer.

— Kathy Hilton

My computer? I never use a computer. It's too easy.

— Madlib

I have a limited knowledge of the Internet, which is pretty clear, I don't even turn anything on other than my phone, when it…

— Mike Leach

I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.

— Clifford Stoll

Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it.

— Anonymous

Days when you just don't have it, you don't mail it in, you don't pack it in, you give it everything you've got. You…

— Tiger Woods

I did not have a computer until recently. I'm not really a computer person; I'm really hands-on. I can't make it work if it's…

— Scoot McNairy

I am one of the world's dreadful technophobes. I was on the internet, but it's broken down and I've unplugged it.

— Gerald Seymour

It's not like I'm an Internet geek or anything - I'm of an age where the Internet is not the first thing I think…

— Sean Lock

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on…

— Meg Cabot

I've got tons of irreplaceable information inside the soul of this computer.

— Terry McMillan