Last night Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“We’re going to swim it.” I flipped forward a few pages. “Underwater.” Jenks blinked. “Rache, you gotta stop using that sugar substitute.Under the water?…

— Kim Harrison

“Can I get to the bottle of Old Crow and mix it up with the remains of these ice fragments...a cool drink for the…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Brummel would rush upon his plate & gulp down a roast in such a revolting manner that the other guests complained they were nauseated…

— William S. Burroughs

“So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot and found…

— Kevin Hearne

“I went to the kitchen, found a glass in a cupboard and filled it with tap water. As a rule I never drank the…

— Jason Luke

“That had to be the craziest thing he'd heard. At some point they must've looked around and said, "Hey, what do we have a…

— Ilona Andrews

“I was usually hungry enough to eat what I was given without comment, but if the Earl served boiled tongue or calves' foot jelly,…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.”

— Bauvard

“Deciding that he was essentially useless, I made him a large glass of sangre del tigre- "blood of the tiger"- a lethal Bloody Mary…

— Stacey Ballis

“He had a curiously stunted sense of humor and loved practical jokes that veered dangerously close to cruelty. Once on a hot day he…

— Bill Bryson

“It tastes like water spiked with strange.”

— Mary Roach