Familiar Quote by Bob Monkhouse

“Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after you’ve had diarrhea                                                                           Author – Unknown”

— Bianca Ku

“The foundation of human health is poop!”

— Steven Magee

“People are heavy when they're dead. I also nearly ralphed every time I caught a glimpse of the skin flap flapping, and I'd seen…

— Nicole Peeler

The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree...Mr. David…

— David Foster Wallace

“Throwing up was no big deal. It was a lot less painful than hemorrhoids or tooth decay, and more refined than diarrhea”

— Haruki Murakami

How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by…

— Marjorie M. Liu

“- You know what this is? - Nope - It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”

— Warren Ellis

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

In 2003, I almost died of an intestinal blockage when I was on a mountain in Chile, filming a segment for 'Scientific American Frontiers.'

— Alan Alda

“They eat the sewage that floats on the surface of the mass culture, digest it, and then get creative diarrhea--all at once. The turd…

— John Varley

“I wasn't expecting that. It hit me in a place I didn't know was there. All I could think of was one of those…

— Neal Shusterman

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?”

— Jarod Kintz