Quote by BJ Novak Download Open image “If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.” — BJ Novak ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When you take the elevator to the top, please remember to send it back down so someone else might use it. — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up! — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to my BlackBerry. I get made fun of a lot in the writer's room for being on it constantly. I'm a writer… — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
Steve Carell is such a non-tech person. He actually communicates with people. He actually asks people how they're doing and makes friends and learns… — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
I complain a lot. I always think everything is broken as soon as I get it, and I talk about how overrated it is… — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
Maybe China is reading our emails to see if we plan on paying back all that money we borrowed from them. — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
To say that I acted opposite Hilary Duff is probably misleading. I acted at Hilary Duff. I acted upon Hilary Duff, perhaps. — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
IPod helped make this show. That's how people in my age group watch television. It's not really about what was on last night. It's… — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
I talk back to my computer, but I always know it's really my fault. I say, 'Dammit!' But I say it in a very… — BJ Novak Copy Share Image
Explain to me how you can be a lone ranger if you're constantly with another guy. — BJ Novak Copy Share Image