"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and…" — Billy Connolly
"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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More June Quotes
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one of 288 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood…
— Diane Ackerman
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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We are talking now of summer evenings in Knoxville, Tennessee, in the time that I lived there so successfully disguised…
— James Agee
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Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due…
— Hal Borland
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All June I bound the rose in sheaves, Now, rose by rose, I strip the leaves.
— Robert Browning
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The zeal, bravery, and good behavior of the officers and men on the night of June 30, and during July…
— John Buford
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
— Anton Chekhov
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What do I miss about the UK? Sadly, almost nothing. Maybe the midnight sun, in June in the north. That's…
— Lee Child
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It will be undertaken, of course, in the June or July summit, and then to bring NATO closer to Russia…
— Warren Christopher
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I never expected anyone to take care of me, but in my wildest dreams and juvenile yearnings, I wanted the…
— Maya Angelou
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Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that…
— Dan Jenkins
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This June, I'll travel once again to the Food and Wine Magazine Classic in Aspen, Colorado. For many years, my…
— Jacques Pepin
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