"Life is a waste of time and time……" — Billy Connolly

"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life."

— Billy Connolly

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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

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More Life Quotes

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Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of… — Hannah Arendt
We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and… — Hannah Arendt
I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can… — Alexis Arguello
I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them… — Aristotle
Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over… — Aristotle

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