"I go 'what is it?' And she goes……" — Bill Engvall
"I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in the water? 'No, that's the best part! We're in the water with the sharks!' And I go 'have you lost your mind???'"
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23 Quotes by Bill Engvall
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're…
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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