"I discovered two very important facts that day;……" — Bill Engvall
"I discovered two very important facts that day; Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce."
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23 Quotes by Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall has 23 quotes on this site.
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a…
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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More Bounce Quotes
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one of 224 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back.
— Terry Bradshaw
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No, I've always been impressed with the tremendous resilience of the American economy. I think over the years, over the…
— Dick Cheney
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
— Winston Churchill
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To take a few nouns, and a few pronouns, and adverbs and adjectives, and put them together, ball them up,…
— Maya Angelou
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Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends,…
— James Patterson
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I want to teach the post basic moves: turn and bank; drop-step and shoot a power layup; turn to the…
— Jim Harrick
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The quintessential bad - luck position. Pucks can go off bodies, skates, bounce into the net.
— Unknown Author
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With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the…
— Lisa Loeb
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An acrobatic dunk will make it onto Sports Center. A simple, unspectacular bounce pass in the rhythm of the offense…
— Phil Jackson
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I would ask my parents something, but then go to my siblings. We were encouraged to bounce ideas off everyone.
— Ahmet Zappa
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You have to bounce in life with joy. Your strength lies in your smiles and your songs.
— Harbhajan Singh Yogi
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If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.
— Winston Groom
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