Fatherhood Quote by Bill Bailey

“Fatherhood made everything more straightforward. I was relieved that no longer did I have to agonise over what meaning I had in my life.”

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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I did a show in this tiny town called Longyearbyen. We went snowmobiling around Svalbard and saw Arctic foxes, snow bunting, polar bear footprints…

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I hate getting ill, it irritates me so I try to stay reasonably healthy.

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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

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There is something very poignant about plastic bags. These lonely plastic bags that gradually disintegrate.

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At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment…

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I am pretty laid-back as a parent, but I do like a lot of activity. So I am constantly suggesting things to do that…

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Work hard, save and live within your means.

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There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

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I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

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“A ‘good’ father will tenderly cultivate his children. But a ‘good’ father who is also a ‘brave’ father will let the children without cultivate…

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This is my most important role. If I fail at this, I fail at everything.

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Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently its the most difficult thing in the world.

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Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to…

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When a man does not live with his children and does not get along with the mother of his children, his fatherhood becomes essentially…

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To recover the fatherhood idea, we must fashion a new cultural story of fatherhood. The moral of today's story is that fatherhoodis superfluous. The…

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“Hurdle #5: The Silence of Our Dads. How much second-shift work did your father do? Probably not much. How much did he tell you…

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One should never mistake pattern for meaning.

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If I could choose from all the step dads in the world, I'd choose you!

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If I were to compare the Olympic decathlon to fatherhood, I would say fatherhood is a lot tougher.

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