First time Quote by Betty Smith

“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.”

— Mike Miller

“Nonsense. This is my first beer. Ah only ever moon people sober. Y’ never know what horrible things might happen if’n ya show yer…

— Elliott Kay

“Drunk am I with very love and awe; 'Twas ever thus with veritable seers-- Too drunk with joy to tell us what they saw.”

— Omar Khayyám

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on…

— J. Lynn

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

“I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I was drunk.”

— Richelle Mead

“For the first time in my life, I said the words, “I need a drink.”

— Cristina Marrero

“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that it would…

— Paul Auster

“What sobriety conceals, drunkenness reveals.”

— Anonymous

“The city had seemed grand to him once ... it had once had a certain clarity. When you're young you think it's the clarity…

— Jennifer duBois

“He drank his shot and remembered that Madeline had called her last boyfriend a drunk, and he had a good feeling about that, too.…

— Rebecca Barry