Quote by Bernice Bloom

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross

“Objects are relatively stupid. They do a few things well, as do lobsters.”

— Leland Wilkinson

“I think about pearls. Pearls are congealed oyster spit.”

— Margaret Atwood

“My Tentacles have Tentacles and I'm never going to cut them off. But my Anchor, that's easy: it's killing myself. That's what gets me…

— Ned Vizzini

“If my beauty is my greatest weapon, vanity is the shield that protects me.”

— Julie C. Dao

“But always, at moments when his mind was like a blind octopus, squirming in an agony of knife-cuts, she would drop in that accusation.”

— Ford Madox Ford

“Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Her beauty was like the edge of a very sharp knife.”

— Janet Fitch

“True beauty is measured by the number of pearls within you, not those around your neck.”

— Suzy Kassem

“But vanity, not love, has been my folly.”

— Jane Austen

“A young man of godlilke proportions* was standing in the doorway. * The better class of gods, anyway. Not the ones with the tentacles, obviously.”

— Terry Pratchett

“You with the tentacles, you're nicked!”

— Paul Cornell