Quote by Aziz Ansari Download Open image “Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.” — Aziz Ansari ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The ascot connotes informality. It is something one might wear at a cocktail party in one's own flat but is not something you wear… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
I took to wearing a black tie known as the Ascot, with long drooping ends. I had seen pictures of painters, sculptors, poets, wearing… — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
Let's face it: most jerks trying to affect an ascot look like Thurston Howell III. — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
There is no article of men's clothing that can make a man look more like a douche than the ascot. There are, however, a… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
An ascot is never a substitute for a well-tied four-in-hand tie or a slightly disheveled bow tie. — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
“When you see me in a scarf you may think “Oh, she went to some trouble there.” But no, when I wear a scarf it means "this grey blouse was unwrinkled and those mocha pants make my behind look fine and voila I have a vivid grey and brown silk scarf which means I have transformed self from bone lazy… — Bridget Allison Copy Share
“When you see me in a scarf you may think “Oh, she went to some trouble there.” But no, when I wear a scarf… — Bridget Allison Copy Share Image
I am not a fashionista, and I don't dress up. Usually if I'm at home, where I am now, I'm wearing a robe. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
I don't actually think there has ever been too much emphasis on what I am wearing. — Felicity Jones Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't,… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“Rather than compare actual jobs, with their various pros and cons, in their minds they wound up selecting the features of each particular job and creating a “fantasy job,” an ideal that neither they nor, probably, anyone else would ever get. Johnny Satisficer is sitting around at his dum-dum job, eating his disgusting subpar taco and thinking about hanging his… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share
“Yale sociologist John Ellsworth Jr. said after a study of marriage patterns in Simsbury, Connecticut (population 3,941): “People will go as far as they have to to find a mate, but no farther.”2 Things” — Aziz Ansari Copy Share
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
